I like liking things.
→me and the mutuals discussing themes and motifs
(Via strawberryamanita Source: ryebreadgf) 13,786 notes | 7 hours ago
as a child being told “the moon controls the tides” with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you’re talking about magic right now? okay. fine
sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn’t ready for “the sun is a distant gorilla”. thank you NASA
(Via makeamanofyou Source: forcekenobi) 27,654 notes | 7 hours ago
we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST
and breadsticks are its BONES
ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins
its organs are CALZONES
LASAGNA plates its armored hide
and should the hero dare
you’ll find the noisome Jaws are strung
with garlic angel hair
The poem is written in common hymn meter (alternating lines of 8 and 6 syllables, usually iambs), so there are many possible tunes you can use to sing it:
- Amazing Grace
- Pokemon theme song
- Gilligan’s Island theme
- House of the Rising Sun
- O Little Town of Bethlehem
- Joy to the World
Feel free to add any favorites!
(Via makeamanofyou Source: damnfool-of-a-took) 19,773 notes | 7 hours ago
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la-laliet: |   Hi I'm mouse's owner. Here is our old lady Lily after she had surgery. The onesie is for her own good but she is NOT amused |
CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
(Via strawberryamanita Source: cat-spotted) 13 notes | 7 hours ago
Ken Doll Prison Shank, confiscated off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police Station
(Via makeamanofyou Source: unexplained-events) 11,026 notes | 7 hours ago
Weird flex but okay
This is the only time that meme is entirely literal
(Via crtter Source: pickypicnic) 158,107 notes | 7 hours ago
starting a collection of people who obliterate their food in impossible ways.
(Via charlesoberonn Source: cannibalchicken) 10,428 notes | 7 hours ago
Wear One of These Comical Motto Rings - Lots of innocent fun
If you sometimes find it difficult, from diffidence or shyness, to get on friendly terms with the opposite sex, just display one of these rings and see if it does not smooth the way to a more familiar acquaintance and cordial friendship.
(Via lottiematthcws Source: zoomar) 1,123 notes | 7 hours ago
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Anonymous: | thoughts on this kind of sunglasses (the link is a popular tumblr post) |
i’m not kidding this is cool as fuck
oh I wore these to school for an entire year!! I had really bad migraines and the lights were a fucking nightmare so I just
The Orb
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